You know you are stoned, when you forget about call blocking…. oh dear….

I’ll be the first to tell ya straight up about scams… been exposed to them my whole life, by the cons that raised me… till I left home at 18….

And you would think with a High IQ, Edetic memory and a hubby who consistently made Deans list in college just 5 years ago… we would have it together…. uh, yea, right… not this household….

Not sure the night it happened… but we have the police phone number on the cell, for non emergency… we do live in earth quake territory on Hawaii….

Well, it had been a long stressful day, I had been busy and worn out that day and so was hubby… after a meal, that I could eat…

We sat down an smoked a bowl… and it was some stuff from the Medical Marijuana store… much stronger than what we grow… a couple of bibs, could have been used that evening… we went to lala land and forgot our pain for a while… and the phone rings…

Of course, just like anyone else, we have all the features on the land line and caller ID tells me it’s from Jamaca and we know it’s a scam and ignore the phone… and it goes to answering machine…

Well they called 4 times in a row and we both just kind of got like, what the “F” type and I unplugged the phone and couldn’t find the cord for these goofy stand alone things and the phone kept ringing so hubby called the cops… and bless the heart of that young soul… I bet she had a good laugh on us old folks…

Hubby is explaining what’s happening, I’m trying to get to the cord to unplug the main unit and the lady comes back from a 911 call and simply says… “Call Blocking”………

Needless to say, I googled our company to find out the code and hit it on the phone and that was the end of the robo Jamaca calls….

Moral of story…. never call cops about robo calls when you are old and mostly…. stoned on your ass…..

We have a note on the frig now for us short term memory problem people that tells us how to block calls….

It may not be funny to you… but our phone only rings for appointments and business… our kids text or don’t talk to us… and our friends, do the same, text, email or don’t call… why??? We can’t hear on the damn things… hubby has hearing aids and I have severe ringing in my ears for over 20 years… so we gots a refresher course on what not to do and what to do…

Thank you Pahoa police department or how ever the call was routed… you made this old couple have a good memory about Hawaii and Jamaca…

I Remember… Margie…

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